Thursday, 14 May 2009

Guantanamo parody...oldie but a goodie

Original lyrics by the Beach Boys
Parody lyrics by Chris Jolly and Craig Simms

Al Qaeda, Syria ooo Sudan and Libya
Somalia and Baghdad come on where's Osama
Key targets, Afghanies, baby why don't we go
To Cuba
Off the Florida Sea
There's a place Guantanamo
That's where the Taliban go
To get away from the war
Bodies in the sand
Machine gun ready in your hand
We'll be falling in line
With the help of the American hand
In Guantanamo
Al Qaeda, Syria ooo Sudan and Libya
Somalia and Baghdad come on where's Osama
Key targets, Afghanies, baby why don't we go
Ooo I wanna take you to Guantanamo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll never go
That's where we wanna go
Down to Guantanamo
Viet Nam, a similar mistake
They’ll take all they can
“Protecting” all those foreign lands
By and by they’ll defy
A UN sanctioned remedy
Everybody knows
This is the Americans’ globe
So if you’ve got some oil, you know where you’ll be after the war
Down in Guantanamo
Al Qaeda, Syria ooo Sudan and Libya
Somalia and Baghdad come on where's Osama
Key targets, Afghanies, baby why don't we go
Ooo I wanna take you to Guantanamo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll never go
That's where we wanna go
Down to Guantanamo
Al Qaeda, Syria ooo Sudan and Libya
{Backups: A Saudi Prince, I want to catch a glimpse}
Somalia and Baghdad come on where's Osama
{We’ll own it all, all we need is war}
Key targets, Afghanies, baby why don't we go
{Just Like Bush, a decade before…}
Ooo I wanna take you to Guantanamo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take never go
That's where we wanna go
Down to Guantanamo

©2004 Chris Jolly and Craig Simms

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